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Humor: US Navy Turbo Encabulator
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In a surprising turnaround move in the face of shrinking Defense Budgets, the Pentagon announced the US Navy will continue to receive funding up to the full 750 million dollar cap on the nearly complete Turbo Encabulator.  Costs have been driven up recently due to the processing of the rare earth element, ammulite, which is at the core of the device.

With applications for all brances of the service, this technologically advanced piece of equipment is understood by only a few people in the world.  Average seamen can now have a look at the inner workings of this incredible device and learn how it works, as they will be the ones having to operate and maintain it.  Sea trials are expected to begin shortly. 


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